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I am Right

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The science is settled, all the experts agree, I am right, and finally there' an article to prove it. Yes, indeed, all the scientists have finally come to the conclusion that 5 times out of 5, I am right.  Why am I right? Well, all the scientists said so, after many many seconds, minutes, hours, years, (centuries one might say, in fact) of meticulously studying in a lab, presumably using flasks filled with many colourful liquids, white robes and goggles, they finally reached a nigh unamous unarguable conclusion.  There is no other possible explenation: I am right. The fact that I am right, now officially a claim backed up by modern science, has plenty of evidence, and virtually all doctors support it, unlike toothpaste, which only 9 out of 10 doctors support. You simply cannot deny the fact that I am right. Anyone that doesn't agree that I am right is a science denier. Probably a flat earther and antivaxxer as well, and I bet they bind flash on d and pour milk before cereal to...